An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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She doesn't respect him as a person at all and only sees him as an entity for getting free food
She doesn't respect him as a person at all and only sees him as an entity for getting free food
Guy 1 - Hey man, I think you're in the food zone, Denise only comes to you for that
Guy 2 - No, I think maybe she likes me!
Guy 1 - Wake the fuck up, that's what she wants you to think
Guy 2 - No, I think maybe she likes me!
Guy 1 - Wake the fuck up, that's what she wants you to think
by Frank561 March 24, 2014
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Whore: Hey Jack lets bang in the car
Jack: Sorry bitch this is the no-whore zone, you cant enter here
Jack: Sorry bitch this is the no-whore zone, you cant enter here
by Super no September 21, 2005
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Situation: Some random guy trying to spit some game at a group of girls while they are just trying to have a girls night out at the club. Girls use their safety net and one says she doesn't feel good and has to go the bathroom. The others pretend to be concerned and go to her aide and help.
Girl 1: Man that dude was a total creeper.
Girl 2: I concur, he had no respect for our comfort zone.
Girl 1: Man that dude was a total creeper.
Girl 2: I concur, he had no respect for our comfort zone.
by AleckzWells June 20, 2010
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Boi 1:Dude- I love this song! Who sings it!
Boi 2:Um...a flamin gay European group!
Boi 1:For Rizzeal? Cuz they are my new Bomb Diggity!
Boi 2:Um...a flamin gay European group!
Boi 1:For Rizzeal? Cuz they are my new Bomb Diggity!
by Ozone Boi July 2, 2005
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Get the Sibling Zone mug.A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
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