Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

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a guy your going to love forever. he will always be inside of your heart. you love him soo much that you get sick of yourself, every day you think about him, and you will love forever.

oh my god is that zachary? i miss him...

by papasfav March 16, 2023

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Only hits triples. However, will deny ever playing baseball.

I got hit with a Zachary last night. He left in the middle of the night on his bicycle :(

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

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fat fucking man BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT good friend also is KINDAAAAAAA fruity

oh Zachary Coates? yea he's a fag

by Caulmz(iscute) November 17, 2023

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Zachary is someone who you can always share a good laugh with, but they sometimes act very cocky and you have to give them a little reality check. They are often very creative and driven by the arts. They are typically on the taller side and athletic (doesn't have to be all muscle, though, sometimes just lean and in shape.) Overall, a great guy that is someone fun to have in your life.

Zachary is so funny, man! I can't believe he's still single.

by Marie2622 December 27, 2023

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