Home Work

A modern torture device used outside of class rooms to replace the thwack of a ruler. usually unjust and cruel. barely ever finished or worked on, when done marked off for sloppy handwriting.
-yo dude what did you get for number 16 in the math Home Work?

- i don't fucking know i didn't do it. i spent all night doing that science bullshit on amoeba
by xX1c3BaergXx June 18, 2010
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working vagina

A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.
by xraybravo January 29, 2009
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work horse

n. (werk hors)
1.A person who does all of the work while every one else slacks off.

2.Any thing used allot for its intended purpose.
1. Joe was out all day making deliveries while everyone was screwing off. He sure is a real work horse.

2. No one likes driving the chevy truck, that makes our ford the work horse.
by MC cauley June 28, 2006
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Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 04, 2003
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whippin' work

Cookin' Crack

Became popular with the Rick Ross track Blowin' Money Fast...
"I think I'm big Meech...Larry Hoover...
Whippin' work....halleluiah...
one nation...under God...
real niggaz gettin' money from the fuckin' start"
by NastyM August 25, 2010
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work-wife

Your closest female friend at work. Her motive is friendship, not pay. This is typically a non-sexual relationship.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't get my usual bagel. Thank God my work-wife brought me some Micky D's.
by Daniel Roberts December 23, 2004
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working for the president

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)
Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.
by Timmy Sanders December 31, 2007
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