tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.

Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.

by I hate the tangle wizard. May 10, 2010

Acid Wizard

The Acid Wizard,also known as the Cid Wizard, doses all that seek his company with the purest L.S.D known to man.

The Acid Wizard was at Camp Bisco and made me hallucinate for hours.

by Cid Wizard October 19, 2011

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils

See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.

"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

Pc Wizard

someone who does something normal with computer but technologically impaired person (usually family member) see it and gets amazed by it and then suddenly that someone knows EVERYTHING about computers.

also them related words are: mac sucks donkey balls

how do be a Pc Wizard:

Tim presses alt + tab to changed windows.
father sees it and says:"Oh Tim how did you do that?"
later father tells his friends that Tim can fix anyones computer.

by Veigar February 23, 2011

Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.

"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015