bruce willis

The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.

Also used for threatning.

Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!

by Aaron Olson January 6, 2009

willy nilly

Without consideration, an inconsiderate action.

"You can't just invade a country willy nilly"

by Kambo July 15, 2006

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

Willy Whisper

Willy Whisper is the art of having a tug on your cock whilst in bed next to your sleeping partner, without waking them up.
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A 'Willy Whisper' is having a cheeky tug on your willy in bed, whilst your girlfriend is asleep next to you. With the aim to ejaculate and not wake your partner

'My girlfriend passed out last night so I ended up having a Willy Whisper instead'

by MonsterOfCookie April 6, 2010

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

willy schubble

its the sticky stuff that comes out of a penis, always seems to happen when its having a good time.

the lil guy got a bit to excited last night, now im left to clean up the willy schubble.

by kevin barry July 2, 2006

The Wicked Willy

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009