The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
Get the Wicked Lasersmug. can be inhaled to get high;a spray that is not as good as febreze..smell and effect wise air wick is beter for inhaling.
person one:i got air wick!
person two:febreze is way better.
person one:i know that,i'm inhaling this.
person two:stupid wick-head.
person two:febreze is way better.
person one:i know that,i'm inhaling this.
person two:stupid wick-head.
by Hello I Am Adolf. March 22, 2008
Get the air wickmug. A slang phrase in the New England area; perhaps most frequently heard in Boston, whose closest meaning is "Awesome". However; the phrase is almost exclusively used in the sarcastic sense.
Man 1: "Sorry bro, I need yah to cover my shift tomorrow."
Man 2: "Wicked Pissah; Not like I had tickets to the socks game or anything."
Man 2: "Wicked Pissah; Not like I had tickets to the socks game or anything."
by UponADarkHorse January 12, 2017
Get the Wicked Pissahmug. She was still horny so she went down and and got my butter wick all stiff again.
I didn’t wipe off my butter wick real good and the bellend stuck to my fly.
I didn’t wipe off my butter wick real good and the bellend stuck to my fly.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018
Get the Butter Wickmug. by 13konayuki August 3, 2007
Get the candle wickingmug. awesome beyond belief. there is also mega mean, which is even awesomer, and mild mean, which is just a little less awesome than wicked mean.
by manderkinssss July 25, 2007
Get the wicked meanmug. wicked side is another word for west side...
my Lake Town, Poplar Grove Glendale distict no wht im talkinbout yeeeeeeeeeeeee.
my Lake Town, Poplar Grove Glendale distict no wht im talkinbout yeeeeeeeeeeeee.
im from da wicked side bitch ......
by CHEVY MAN 104 October 31, 2007
Get the wicked sidemug.