Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

Whooped

A ugly person, short for "Whooped with an Ugly stick"

I had a Blind date, and the Chick who showed up was "Whooped".

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

Jimmy Whoop

The grand champion of selling fake drugs to newbie suckers. A true Jimmy Whoop is even capable of selling bullshit to expert level drug users because a Jimmy Whoop is a master of his craft.

Jimmy whoop fuckin got me again.

by Psydwok September 22, 2025

Wingle Whoop

A hobo with a large dong.

Jenny touched a Wingle Whoop

by Jzjsjsjsjs December 26, 2019

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

whoop dub

A shot consisting of an even amount of grape faygo and 80 proof vodka. Must be no less than 3 ounces and no more than 4 ounces.

"My boy hambone is drunk off 3 whoop dubs"
"Damn, that's lit, wanna hit this blunt?"

by Juggalo-Jay July 18, 2020

Whoop D whoop

A word used when you cant remember what the item your looking for or talking about to other people.

IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT ,MY MAN USED THE WHOOP D WHOOP TO MANSCAPE HIS OVERSIZED MEMBER. Or hey where did the keys to start the whoop d whoop

by Dylbon May 4, 2019