Dutch wedding 

A traditional wedding celebration practiced by the people of the Netherlands, a small country in North-Western Europe. The ceremony differs little from traditional anglo-saxon christian weddings, except for two regards. First, the ceremony *must* be held in a tent (traditionally made from wool). Secondly, at the end of the ceremony, as the speeches are concluded, a team of men (usually the groom's best friends, but may include siblings of the bride) knocks the pegs that hold the tent in pace out, causing it to fall upon the assembled guests inside. At which point, someone must shout "DUTCH WEDDING!", and all inside will begin passing wind, thus creating one giant dutch oven. It is believed that this was developed in the face of other cultures spreading into dutch lands, where the only people willing to partake in this ceremony are the Dutch, and so would maintain ethno-cultural solidarity.

Alex: Hey Tim, me and Nirali are getting married, you're invited!
Tim: Is it going to be a Dutch wedding ?
Alex: Yes
Tim: Gross!

Dutch wedding by Sir Reginald Bigglesworth January 27, 2006

Malaysian Wedding Anniversary 

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.

Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!

Malaysian Wedding Anniversary by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011

ninja wedding 

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

ninja wedding by Joe Morbo July 27, 2008

shotgun wedding 

see stain on my shirt

-One thing to complain about

"Someone came saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt"

shotgun wedding by Rane July 16, 2004

shotgun wedding 

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment

we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding

shotgun wedding by Freddieville April 25, 2008

White Wedding 

When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.

I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.

White Wedding by R.J. Fletcher April 18, 2006

frat wedding 

When two bros come together for a old fashion sword fight. Only weapon allowed is the penis.

We were at the frat wedding and got horny.

frat wedding by b2quick September 22, 2022