Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax cheeks

to deal with a broad in an intimate way

so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.

by sloppy moose October 28, 2006

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

by stewlou August 3, 2007

wax dicks

Fellatio, oral sex, blowjob, dick sucking, dick licking

Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.

She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.

by Hankburt June 24, 2008

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008