Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.

Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.

by Feathery February 12, 2017

wax mit

another term for the female hairless genitalia, freshly waxed vagina.

Wow man, that chick had a wicked wax mit.

by catdust January 3, 2012

Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.

Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.

by KTakaKD June 14, 2018

wax cheeks

to deal with a broad in an intimate way

so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.

by sloppy moose October 28, 2006

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

by stewlou August 3, 2007

wax dicks

Fellatio, oral sex, blowjob, dick sucking, dick licking

Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.

She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.

by Hankburt June 24, 2008

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008