shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015

Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

by Kimchi Slap May 01, 2019

sea waste

waste from the sea of waste that is the sea

Sea Waste is waste from the sea of waste that is the sea.

by crev man September 12, 2013

Mikey Wasted

Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail

U need to stop before you get mikey wasted

If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted

by QeenB July 31, 2011

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 09, 2011

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 01, 2019