Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013

Wakeup Sandman

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.

She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there

by b-Rad2008 October 16, 2008

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Drifting in someones wake

The act of dry humping a couple having sex.

Stu was totally drifting in someones wake last night.
I think it was Alan and Leanne.

by MrPinstripe June 28, 2009

American wake up call

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.

Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.

by Jon Eric November 5, 2005

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

tim wakefield

Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.

by M-Triq April 6, 2004