Paul Walkered

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

fucken wanker

Donald trump.

Donald trump is a fucken wanker

by Imnotblack666 May 11, 2016

Chalk Walker

A term of endearment used primarily by people of Western European descent.

“Remember I will always love you my Chalk Walker!” - Sergio
“Aww, I’ve missed you brother.” - Ingrid

by Jarbin Lancaster March 9, 2023

apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 September 16, 2012

Butch Walker

a musical producer that is hugely successful
B Diddy
punk rocker
goth rocker
hair rocker
hard rocker
Alt rocker

that producer at sony music is a butch walker
that concert rocked with B Diddy
that punker rocks like Butch Walker
that goth rocks like Butch Walker
Journey rocks like Butch Walker
Jagger got his moves like Butch Walker

by SteveW September 28, 2005

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017