Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Hey people voting

Hey, you guys are voting if you should let this word be published or not. But, are you eating well? Are you staying healthy? It’s pretty late isn’t it? Go to sleep...

Hey people voting ily

by Ihylol August 12, 2020

Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!

Count the "legal vote"s

by legal_Alien November 5, 2020

when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”

“Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020

Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.

The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power

by Ruerzi June 7, 2011