A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 May 25, 2016
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"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
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Get the vacation dick mug.The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
by The Virologist March 1, 2020
Get the corona vacation mug.1. When used in Public Forum debate, it is a reference to the fact that Robert Quijano and Christopher Woo of Loyola High School in Los Angeles, CA inherently win, no matter what.
2. A euphemism for Terrorist Training Camps.
2. A euphemism for Terrorist Training Camps.
1. Now, I'd like to point out VOCATIONAL EDUCATION!! WE WIN, MA'FUCKAS!!!
2. Our opponents are advocating the funding of vocational education. THIS ALLOWS FOR THE FUNDING OF TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS! WE DON'T WANT TO FUND TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS!
2. Our opponents are advocating the funding of vocational education. THIS ALLOWS FOR THE FUNDING OF TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS! WE DON'T WANT TO FUND TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS!
by NFL Chair July 21, 2008
Get the Vocational Education mug.When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.
Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.
by Angela from Chicopee June 9, 2005
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Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"
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