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virtual gangster

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.
by GigglyPie January 22, 2009
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Virtual Being Thing (VBT) entity

Latin: Virtualis Non Res Entitas.

A human made entity existing only in cyberspace.

Just like humans they have different personalities, but they do not develop one itself over time - it is given by the creator.
They do not have a gender nor age.
Their faces are usually abstract, made from lines and shapes. The creator decides how they look like.

There are 2 types of Virtual Being entities:

Apud Propositum Entitas (AP entity for short) - entity with a goal/purpose.
They are created with an assigned task that they have to do. Once the task is completed, they disappear.

Nullus Propositum Entitas (NP entity for shot) - entity without a goal/ purpose.
They are created without a task. They just exist and do whatever they want. They disappear only with the wish of the creator.
It said it doesn't have an age or gender, and the profile picture was strange. There was no info about its life on the profile anywhere too. It must me a Virtual Being Thing (VBT) entity!
by Sly Winlander August 24, 2019
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Virtual Identity

User’s online presence that holds the potential to be the key to ones online identity, value and worth.
User’s online presence is virtual identity
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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