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tastanoia

When you are convinced someone else's food taste better than yours even when you have the exact same thing.
I realized I had tastanoia after throwing away my fries and eating all of my friend's.
by liakos October 16, 2014
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testar

Shamet testar fayez is hairy
by shameh May 14, 2015
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Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
by ObjectivityRach September 6, 2015
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Trustafarien

An upper class 'hippy' or 'rasta' who preaches one love no fears dressed like a hippy yet is still funded by mummy and daddy.
"She is such a hippy" no dear that's just a Trustafarien
by Bean sproglet September 6, 2016
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Tuscan Raider

The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.

Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.

Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.

Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).

You are now a sexual Legend.
" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"

" Oh no why?"

" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"
by JoshTheTuscanRaider January 18, 2017
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tuatara

def.1 like a reptile from new Zeland that its name means spiky back
def.2 probably the sexiest woman of Costa Rica (a sex bomb )
def.3 a senseless synonym for honey or sweetie
Def. 1
A. hey, did you see that?
B. what?
A. the tuatara
B. what is that?
A. a reptile
B. I love reptiles, where it is?

def 2

A. hey tuatara
B. thanks pretty boy ;)

Def.3
A. you are my tuatara
B. what the f*ck is a tuatara
A. I don't know, I just know that I like you and that's why you are my tuatara
B. ok
by kaizzer May 1, 2017
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tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.
Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!
by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017
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