Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.

Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.

by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014

air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye April 16, 2014