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Travis Mcgarry

This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*

definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022
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Travis Scott

Verb: To monumentally fuck up a situation with lifelong consequences only for those consequences to be overlooked due to fame.

Origin: The 10 Astroworld deaths at Travis Scott's concert.
Sam: Wow, I had no idea that Kaitlyn Jenner had a manslaughter charge. She really Travis Scotted on that one. I'd want to change my name too.
Trevor: yeah, she was on the cover of magazines after that and all. Rich people can get away with murder, basically.
by anonymous August 23, 2022
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Travis-Lifestyle

Where you dedicate your life to Travis Scott. Such as only eating a replica of the Travis Scott Burger, only listening to Travis Scott, only playing games with Travis Scott in them, only talking to others living the Travis-Lifestyle, and worshiping Travis Scott.
I'm starting to live the Travis-Lifestyle, join me or stay in the dark forever my brother.
by Koichi Leons (ML) May 12, 2021
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Travis Scott

People will probably hear about how the recent events at his concerts made him grow up s9oner than anybody should have to or some other similar narrative, but in reality even if you don't have your knee directly on someone's neck, you're as much part of the problem as everyone else is, no matter what you look like. That makes not only Travis Scott someone with blood on his hands, but other people that go to his concerts as well, since they are not obligated to do what he says and rush the stage, or to do anything else he says.
There are no innocent people in the sense that animals are innocent, so whether you're Travis Scott or somebody that looks like him, or somebody that looks different than him, blood is on your hands, and you are part of the problem.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Travis-D

A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.
“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”
by ABrown16 July 20, 2020
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Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
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Travis Spitz

ayo this person's a real Travis Spitz.
by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020
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