Carlton United Tragedy

A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...

(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...

by 215Klique October 11, 2007

Traggle

Traggling/traggle- the act of leading someone on and flirting with them, possibly while in a relationship, but so when the relationship is over they have many prospects to choose from.
Traggler- the person DOING the traggling
Traggie- the person that is recieving the traggling (being lead on) or the name of the boys you traggle

we have many tragglers.

by heather alicia April 14, 2006

tragic donut

A gothic girl who isn't to bright and shallow as well. {donut} {Tragic} {Bimbo} {Shallow} {Gothic}

That girl is really a tragic donut

by Dave Tek November 19, 2007

Tragen

A civilization built upon trojan warfare with asian chillness. Mainly from south America.

Her dad's a Tragen.

by Jose the swan on a lake February 8, 2009

Tragger

Someone who is a crybaby... a whinner...

That kid is such a fuckin tragger. Whines and moans about everything. Trag Trag Trag.

by THESUPERIOR1 December 21, 2009

tragic gay

-A straight male, who has had little success in his persual of women, hasn't been in any type of relationship with one, and has lost hopes of having one. Therefore, leading him to seek companionship with other men, despite being attracted to women.

Dan isn't really gay, He is just a tragic gay cause he can't get a girl.

by Posey Lint February 15, 2009

Tragger

A person who thinks one is superior amongst others wherein in reality, he/she is a poser. (This derogatory slang term originated from Houston, TX, but is now growing increasingly popular in other states.)

That girl is obviously a tragger.

by Brad Tisdale January 4, 2009