Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

by jinluver February 20, 2022

Li'l Tones

an amazing specimen of a person. 5'7" brown hair, blue eyes. gives great handjobs

"Hey Li'l Tones. . ."

by kenyon February 8, 2003

THE TONES

Take me down to the basement fill the buckets with cheeseeee

Cat"The tones"

Sam"huh'"
Cat"The tones"
Sam" You keep on saying THE TONES but I still have no idea what THE TONES means"

by chocolatebanana07 January 20, 2021

Tones

The hardest basterds from Keighley and Silsden know for drugs and killings S.A.T

Tones
Yo
Where you
Dropping off
Who to
Ya dad you smelly cunt

by Bigupsilsden February 13, 2021

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

3-Tone Whistle

A whistle commonly used on and near Evergreen St. in Tucson. It’s used to signal if the police are present or on their way to a location, or, to signal other people that there is danger in that area. Or also used as a way of checking if an area is safe or not.

Person 1: I was walking past the Grove and somebody hit me with that 3-Tone Whistle and I dipped.

by anonymous March 25, 2021