failure

me

i am a failure

by teameredy November 06, 2020

Failure

Manager at Walmart.

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.

by Ulfilas November 28, 2022

nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011

Educated failure

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters

What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office

Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Educated failure

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔

A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.

by Sexydimma November 02, 2024