Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”

I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.

by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

Tijuana breadstick

Rub your knob with tajin and peanut butter and let your dog lick it off until it pukes down your penis hole, afterwards jerk off your penis until you cum the mixture into a blasian women's ear.

I enjoyed a tijuana breadstick after a long day of jouping

by Jahumus September 2, 2025

Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.

Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...

by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Bowling in Tijuana

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.

Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.

by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013