tackster

a Fat obese kid who plays with his dick while playing chess

he often fucks ugly bitches and gives rimjobs to men

that guy is suck a tackster

by Jackiswrong69 January 17, 2022

Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

The Tackle

Sometimes known as the "Immaculate Redemption" or "The Tackle II" (the 2000 superbowl had the first one). Happened in the 2005 AFC Divisional Round Playoff game when after the Bus, Jerome Bettis, fumbled the ball at the goal line, Nick Harper recovered the ball and headed full speed towards the endzone to score, ending the Steelers season. However, at the last moment, in a quick jolt, Ben Roethlisberger grabbed Harper by his feet, tackling him, and ending the 14-2 Colts season. Pittsburgh would go on to win Super Bowl XL.

Forget about the Immaculate Reception, the Tackle is what everybody is going to be talking about from here on out.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

bomb track

Another term for cool that soccer players use on a regular basis because they think saying bomb track is actually bomb track.

Mama: So Bryan, how was your evening last night?
Bryan: Yo, um dude, so check it out, I took down a big Hebrew National last night, and that shit was bomb track.
Mama: I love you

by jimmythegun January 25, 2008

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

track record

A person's history of intense relationships (such as boyfriend /girlfriend or one night stand) with (usually) the opposite sex. Usually used to gauge whether it's worth it to go after someone.

"I was thinking about going after the girl in my math class, but then I found out her track record and she's all about the bling."

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

tackies

Used in Limerick instead of the word trainers as it is too posh and get you beaten up

See my Adidas tackies, Pa robbed em for me from Champion

by Lisa Curran April 4, 2005