When you go to a gay bar/club despite being straight. Then when someone tries to get frisky with you, you feel kinda guilty because you kind of led them on, I mean you are in a gay bar after all. So you let them have a quick grope.
by Svetz August 27, 2008
When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.
by FSnake March 21, 2017
"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 14, 2005
A nickname given to someone who is so nosy that they will stop at nothing, even if you are there, to go through your shit. Especially valid when said shit involves your tax information.
"Whats goin on? Whatchu want for lunch? Did you e-file yet, dawg? Did you itemize all your deductions, dawg? These your W-2s?"
"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"
"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"
by embreeder February 24, 2009
by Denis Callaghan September 06, 2006
The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.
Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."
Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."
Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."
by any name will do February 12, 2007
In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.
Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.
Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.
by goyische shitheel November 21, 2006