A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016
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Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
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