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pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend
I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.
by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .
Craig is a teacher’s Pet
by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019
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Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.
by zizithecat August 18, 2019
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
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pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine
ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE
by Nova da quail May 16, 2018
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pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.
guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright
by f the magical letter March 6, 2020
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