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Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021
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Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo
"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010
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Penguin Pals

Penguin Pals is a category of interpersonal relationships between a Male and a Female. Higher in rank than a "Friend" but less intense than "Courting". Penguin Pals can often touch each other in intimate ways, but have set ground rules to prevent over agitation from behavior by either party.
Mike and Katy are taking things slow. They're the cutest Penguin Pals Ive ever seen!
by King_Penguin December 7, 2022
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Penguin feet

Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.
Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"

Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"
by RyantheWolf August 6, 2017
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vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
by Pgroast June 25, 2020
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penguin.....vibes

A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.
Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is
by penguin vibes April 1, 2021
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The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009
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