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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
mugGet the Clown Jockeymug.

Finger Jockey

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!
by fjock January 28, 2014
mugGet the Finger Jockeymug.

peen jockey

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.
by AltheaJ April 3, 2011
mugGet the peen jockeymug.

Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.
"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
mugGet the Clipboard jockeymug.

camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.
Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!
by Fred L. October 2, 2007
mugGet the camel jockeymug.

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)
'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.
by David Gustafson October 14, 2003
mugGet the Jockey Whipmug.

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)
He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey
by joandsi October 28, 2006
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

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