Some dude who was born into a crappy family and his mother is somehow a virgin, some hippy probably jacked off and shot into her vag.Got killed and came back as a zombie. If he was alive today he would kill himself after seeing the cult his fictional novel "The Bible" spawned. Pretty cool guy despite the fact he tried to take away violence and wanted every one to be "nice" and that there really is no proof of his existance. He is now completely dead. See fake, phony, bastard
Guy 1: Yo, you know that Jesus dude?
Guy 2: Yea, isnt he in Star Wars?
Guy 1: Dunno, Something fictional like that.
Me: I HATE HIPPIES!!!
Some Skater Hippy Christian who is a MAJOR Gromit:Jezuz iz meh hmeboi lawlz.
Normal Person: Shut up fag. Jesus is Mexican.
Guy 2: Yea, isnt he in Star Wars?
Guy 1: Dunno, Something fictional like that.
Me: I HATE HIPPIES!!!
Some Skater Hippy Christian who is a MAJOR Gromit:Jezuz iz meh hmeboi lawlz.
Normal Person: Shut up fag. Jesus is Mexican.
by Eww hippies May 2, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. 
a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.
by billy gnosis April 14, 2008
Get the jesusmug. by grrgirl December 28, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light
jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him
by Justin Seymour September 24, 2006
Get the jesusmug. The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.
by Multisport 5.5 April 29, 2011
Get the Jesusmug.