genius

They like their own company, They're really funny,

Are happy alone

Often controlled by others that are less inteligent.

Study shows that intelligent people listen to death metal at a much higher rate than others.
"Genius"

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by zepp1 July 11, 2018

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

The genius maneuver

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.

"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

by The man in the bushes April 8, 2024

Unstable genius

The mf that said people should make lean with Mug Root Beer instead of Sprite

Unstable genius: People should make lean with Mug instead of Sprite

by Eggman 2 November 1, 2022

Genius

Someone who knows that straws do not have 2 holes

Person A: straws have 2 holes
Genius: no they don’t

by Rose thorn September 25, 2021

Selectively Genius

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage

Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”

by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019