cat

(v.) To dip out on the boys on short notice

We hanging this Saturday. You best not cat

by ihavethehighground June 2, 2019

cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

Cat

A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.

Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.

by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017

cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

cat

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by FunKoreanPerson July 13, 2018