Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012
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Get the agentization mug.First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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Example of "Pulling an Agent":
A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"
B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"
A: "Really? let me try!"
A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"
B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."
A: "FML."
A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"
B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"
A: "Really? let me try!"
A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"
B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."
A: "FML."
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