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poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window
by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022
mugGet the poot daymug.

poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time
yo boys i just took a deadly poot
by itsroach September 10, 2023
mugGet the pootmug.

poot

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.
by blahh<3 October 30, 2013
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Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it
“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”
by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020
mugGet the Boomerang pootmug.

poot

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator
by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017
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Poot

(N.) Generally referring to fart from inside the genital (penis) of a man; can also be connected to the female version “queef”.
In math class today, James pooted viciously.
by Kjrhgioa;ergea January 4, 2022
mugGet the Pootmug.

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
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