pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

Pat Healey

To have this name is an honor

Legendary

People bow to him in praise for being amazing

Pat Healey

by Harmonic Enhancer Sound September 23, 2009

Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price

omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat

by team produce September 11, 2010

smackin' pat

slang for 'smoking pot'

(adult lurks nearby)
Emily: so you up for smackin' pat this weekend ?
Alyson: sure bitch.

by the loose one January 3, 2009

pat mcnichol

Hipster with a mullet.

Hey Pat McNichol looks like a hipster night rider

by Bagel boy May 25, 2014

New Pat

A guy who approaches an established group of friends and immediately becomes a part of it. A New Pat typically will physically resemble an amazing friend that one or more people will have known for years. A New Pat immediately becomes a close friend that is reliable, caring, and fun.

Remember Jack from last night? He is such a New Pat!

by SDub as JFish June 17, 2015

vagina pat

Wham a friend shows you there affection, in a non-sexual way through slight a tap on the vagina

Thanks for being a great friend, here's a vagina pat

by #realshit November 28, 2015