naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016

naughty sandra

- girl, originally from Groningen
- relative of Black Pete
- lives by the rule : "Once you go black(Pete), you never go back"

"Daaaaamn, that bitch Keira is such a naughty Sandra!"

by lalalaSK September 22, 2016

Naughty Box

simply put...a vagina.

Did you see what that lady pulled out of her naughty box?

by naughtyboxmars July 31, 2016

Naughty Bornholmer

When a person has been extremely naughty, so you grab your granite or gnejs and stone them.

Him: I don't like smoked herring
Bornholm's state department: You have been sentenced execution by 'Naughty Bornholmer'

by Knaldperlen February 9, 2018

naughty u

A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended

Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.

"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"

by Doa Deere February 13, 2018