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he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021
Get the Mittens mug.A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
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that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
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