Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Line Merchant

A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game

‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant’

by Bwoah_F1 July 7, 2022

Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 7, 2025

Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland

To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....

by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022