Kirk

Based on the term "neck", a word for giving a blowjob, fellatio, or oral sex.

Her throat game is crazy shawty was giving straight kirk no teeth, I definitely didn't teach her all that!

by lowtaperblevins67 September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025

Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped

Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr

by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025

get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.

Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.

by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022

Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

by Trollface123 March 4, 2017