Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.

Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old

by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019

Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.

Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??

by K-Dog and T-Dog October 8, 2008

hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 16, 2015

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek

Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*

by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019