Bear Jew

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat

1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.

by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 1, 2010

jew-smell

The aroma of the Hebrew origin. Often smells like loose change and week old matza

That Rabi had a strong jew-smell

by stankyjew October 23, 2013

Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

by sunny ye March 24, 2009

Jew Spray

Colloquial term for Zyklon B, a cyanide based pesticide which was allegedly used in the nazi extermination camps during WWII to gas people to death

"Man did they unload a hella lot of jew spray at buchenwald"

by King Of July November 5, 2009

jew goal

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

by leonf1 March 13, 2011

Jew Cave

A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.

Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.

by papa slav December 8, 2009