Jew porn

Any publication or media involving commmerce or financial business.

Jacob cant get his work done because he cant stop looking at jew porn, he takes it wherever he goes.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Bear Jew

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat

1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.

by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 1, 2010

jew-smell

The aroma of the Hebrew origin. Often smells like loose change and week old matza

That Rabi had a strong jew-smell

by stankyjew October 23, 2013

Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

by sunny ye March 24, 2009

Jew Spray

Colloquial term for Zyklon B, a cyanide based pesticide which was allegedly used in the nazi extermination camps during WWII to gas people to death

"Man did they unload a hella lot of jew spray at buchenwald"

by King Of July November 5, 2009

jew goal

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

by leonf1 March 13, 2011