Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.

"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."

by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014

Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.

John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

by Rasengan2theface September 3, 2012

Guilt day

Veteran's day between veterans

Happy guilt day, bro.

by I drop truthbombs like what November 12, 2021

dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Unmerited Guilt

To have the feeling of
guilt even when you didn’t do something wrong.

My mother had unmerited guilt after dropping me off on my first day of school.

by Kermie’s Kreations November 29, 2025

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013