The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages
by a lack of validation November 8, 2020
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A sexual position where two females on there periods play leapfrog
Those two LGBTQ+ non cis genders on there period, play leap frog ,the bleeding frog
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a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 17, 2011
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That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
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guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
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Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s
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