by Mr. D Nuts June 2, 2018

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.
Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"
Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."
Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."
Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017

by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019

An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer
by Benj_williamson May 28, 2018

the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.
by kayblon:) November 24, 2021

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism
a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx January 1, 2012
