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Trinity

Christians believe that God is a trinity, consisting of Jesus, the Father, and the Holy Spirit. Supposedly these 3 together are God. Yet since they are not together, there is technically no one all powerful God. If God was perfect, he would not require three parts to acomplish what He wanted. A perfect God would be one God, and he will never show himself on this Earth for he is above such things. The Jews were too scared to eaven "HEAR" him because they feared they would die, and God said it was a good decision. Yet they claim Jesus is God or part of God, but while on earth he was 100% God and 100% man (adds up to 200% but Christians can't count). In reality, Jesus was just a man. The powers he had he said came from the Father. So in reality he was 100% man and 0% God. Yet most Christians will never agree to this, because the idea that God not being God even for a while is ridiculous. Yet it is the truth what they believe. Why else could Jesus ask the Father for help, say he did everying because of the Father's help.

On a side note, Jews do not believe Jesus was a prophet or God, but just a good man, even though they killed him. Muslims believe Jesus was just a prophet, and not God. They reject the idea of the Trinity. In fact the Holy Spirit in Islam is not part of God but it is Gabriel. Truly the Islamic view makes the most sense.
Christians believe God is a Trinity, but it makes no sense and no Christian can truly explain it. It is indeed polytheism.
by Big D September 4, 2005
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Holy Trinity

The distinctly unholy act of involuntarily vomiting, pissing and shitting yourself due to excessive drinking. All three must usually be within a small radius of each other for this to count as doing a holy trinity.
Phil was so drunk that night, he just had no idea what was going on... he even did a holy trinity on the statue outside - brutal.
by camlaxer March 8, 2010
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Trinity

You are Trinity
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Holy Trinity

A threesome with a father and son
Last night at a whiskey tasting I met Rod and his son Ryan, we ended up at the Ritz and had a holy trinity.
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Trinity Collegiate School

A private school in south carolina. their sole purpose is to steal all of a student's money through hidden costs. most of the students there are stuck-up, judgmental, jerks, rich, and think that they're better than you. most of them drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Suburbans, or any other wildly expensive, gas-guzzling, or high quality vehicles. their basketball team is alright but most of the other sports are a disappointment. the dress code is harsh, the work is long and hard, and college exceptance is guaranteed (sorry, no "or your money back." it's already burnt.)
with an education from this place, you can get into almost any school you want and make a great living. however you may turn into one of those judgmental, snobby people. would you sell your dignity? At Trinity Collegiate School, they give you that opportunity
by Zed44467 January 26, 2009
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Trinity tattoo

A common, cheap, cheezy tattoo located on the base of the neck, small of the back, or ankle often found on sorority girls or cheerleaders.
by Bobby Frost May 24, 2011
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did you hear mike was with that new girl again, what a trinity she is”
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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