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Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.
Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!
by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023
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Teeted

A term originating from hip-hop culture, derived from the mispronunciation of "Diamond teethed" or "iced out." It refers to the state of having achieved significant success or recognition after relentless efforts and hard work. Similar to "goated" (G.O.A.T), "teeted" signifies reaching the pinnacle of one's field or domain, especially in the context of acquiring a luxurious diamond grill, symbolizing the rewards of dedication and perseverance.
Person 1: "Man, your latest album just hit platinum status! You're Teeted bro!"
Person 2: "Thanks, it's been a long journey, but it's all paying off!"
by sosaxluv August 1, 2023
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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Tented

If a guy is "Tented" it means he has an election and it is pushing his pants up making it look like a tent
Icl u got me tented rn
by Lick ur mums big toe October 9, 2023
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Textecuted

A type of text message response that is highly detailed and catered to attacking someone's personality or image.
Example text message showing someone being textecuted:

Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲

Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.

You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.

It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.

So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
by thats_fucking_cringe November 9, 2023
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Texternity

Dude hes such a Texternity
by winterbristle23 February 18, 2024
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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