Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.
Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."
by Egberto Carlos February 01, 2022
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I'd tap that

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"
by HJxJJ March 03, 2012
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turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis
I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.
by master of love May 20, 2004
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Stick Tap

1. The equivalent of clapping in ice hockey, in which a player literally taps his stick against the ice, boards or glass to create a clapping sound. As with clapping, this is generally a congratulatory gesture, or sometimes a sign of respect or encouragement (as with a player leaving the rink with an injury).

2. Outside of the actual playing of hockey, the term may be used as above, or to give a shout-out, recognition, etc. for pretty much any reason. In this case, when used in writing (as in message boards, blogs, etc.) the term is often abbreviated as s/t.
1. Only an asshole doesn't give a stick tap when they're finished playing the national anthem.

2. S/t to Casey for pointing out that shortcut. I had no idea it was there!
by Z. Tenao December 07, 2011
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Dodie Tap

when someone taps your dick/nuts usually resulting in a pain in the lower stomach where the only remedy is to curl up in the fetal position
dude 1: "Dodie Tap!"

*hits dude 2 in the nuts*

dude 2: "awwhh FUCK you"

dude 2: *hunches over and holds gently*


by >jOC< February 12, 2009
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knuckle tap

Commonly referred to as dap, a fist on fist greeting traditionally given as a sign of respect. However, "knuckle tap" is most often used amongst Caucasians.
Daniel: "I played a superb match of polo the other day, and I received several knuckle taps!"
by Satch MD November 18, 2007
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Angry Tap

In a fit of Trump-related rage you write a perfect tweet and then Angry Tap the send button.
Carl was so pissed at Trump about revoking DACA that he opened twitter, wrote a joke and angry tapped the Tweet button.
by Uncle Joosie February 06, 2018
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