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Talking Piffle 

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.
"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"
Talking Piffle by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Taking an SC turn 

When a conversation takes a nasty or dark turn.
"I like babies, they're cute."
"They're even cuter when I'm eating their guts..."
"...well this conversation is taking an SC turn."
Taking an SC turn by Pandoricai March 19, 2013

taking a dung 

When you squat down, and leave a brown.
Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
taking a dung by yopugiscool June 3, 2014

Taking a Swedish 

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
Taking a Swedish by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Elbow talking 

when a guy has a hot girl on each elbow, hes showing off, and hes just pimping
Quinton was elbow talking so hard at the game last night. I asked if he was a pimp but he just said he was elbow talking.