Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

tinder trophy

(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.

Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.

Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.

Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.

by brodobagginz March 24, 2016

Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.

I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.

by Elbie March 3, 2014

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

slut trophy

A slut that has stolen a sweatshirt and regularly wears it.

"Hey man did you see Kaitlin with her slut trophy on?"

Yeah I hear she has an entire slut trophy room!

by Deluca76 June 14, 2019

Trophy Tap

The act of having sex with a woman who is, or has the potential to be a trophy wife.

Ex. 1: "That girl is a dime. I'm gon' trophy tap that tonight."

Ex. 2: Can also be referring to one's own woman from a third party's persective. E.g.

Kanye: "Y'all ain't gon' be trophy tappin' mine!"

Meaning: "None of you other people will be having sex with my wife, who is a trophy wife."

by BigFeetsmin February 16, 2017