Trout Toes 

Definition- When a person engages in foot sex with a woman,(woman receiving),and has foul smelling feet as a result.

Example 1)"Wow, last night with Cindy really gave me a bad case of the trout toes if you know what I'm saying."

Example 2)"This year for Christmas I am giving Bob some Gold Bond, he always has trout toes."

Trout Toes by CheeseMongerXV May 4, 2009

Grinch Toes 

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

Grinch Toes by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

shittally tote-faced by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

Lesbian toes 

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.

I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes

Lesbian toes by Shreka April 1, 2020

Your toes. 

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

Your toes. by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

Interlocked toes 

Connecting one's toes with another's to express their true best-friendship with eachother; the superior version to holding hands.

"how close are you with this person?"
"we interlocked toes"
"you must be very close!"

Interlocked toes by ziigbo💋😻 September 29, 2022

Do the Toes 

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

Do the Toes by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010